Vulture Capitalism

Many poeple have been hearing the term “Vulture Capitalism” or “Vulture Capitalist”, the latter being an indivudual who practices the former.

Do you know what this is? If not or your not sure it’s rather simple in theory.

Most have heard and have a general understanding of the line “The whole is worth more than sum of it’s parts” well Vulture Capitalism is similar, though in reverse. In this theory “The Whole is worthless and the sums I get from the parts will line my bank accounts”

The Vulture Capitalist, buys or buys into a company or business, then proceeds to “run it into the ground” or just pull out the proverbial Ginsu knife and go at it like you’re Dad on meth going after a Thanksgiving Turkey. There is more to it, but the details are sketchy in the Best of circumstances and generaly a migraine for anyone with little aptitude for finance.

Tax breaks for losses and other loopeholes are just the appetizer here, the main course is what you Really want.

Look at all that meat and potatoes. Grab a fork and dig in it’s time to raid the pension funds, compensation packages and other assorted “Free Money” sources . The now, or soon to be, un-employed persons from the company would just waste it all paying bills and feeding their families anyway. These selfish “victims” tend to whinge about it but if they didn’t have the good sense to be born “privelaged” thay can just shut the hell up.

Once all that is scarfed it’s time for dessert. Carving up and selling off anything that isn’t nailed down, and prying anything that IS nailed down for good measure. Yum yum.

If this sounds like a diet plan you would be interested in give our old friend “Mitt Romney” a call, it’s his specialty.


(pictured: Something that fell off of God's Ass)

Though he may be awhile before calling back, that whole trying to con his way into the Presidency of the United States thing takes alot of his time these days. Just think about that one for a minute, with such an economic genius in the Oval Office, America’s financial woes should be gone in no time at all. Along with any trace of America as know it.


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About William

Just a Blogger with too much time to kill. Ranting and Raving about whatever is on my mind when I sit down to type. Politics, Religion, Social issues even Personal crap..errr ...Revelations at times.

3 responses to “Vulture Capitalism”

  1. Michael Hulshof-Schmidt says :

    Lovely post that does a great of addressing the real problems of globalization and economic determinism.

Werdz Go Heer

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