The Accidental Mormon
People should go easy on poor Mitt Romney over the whole Mormon thing. You see, Ole Mittens is dyslexic and when he saw the “Church of Mormons” sign what he Thought it said was…..
I think I Broke my Brain
Years of mis-use, dis-use and reckless a-buse have turned a once shining example of biological engineering into a lumpy grey spongy thing that goes *squish-squish-squish* when I shake my head really fast. By the way, that makes me very dizzy and nauseous, so don’t ask me to demonstrate unless your prepared for me to puke on your shoes.
We’re all Inbred
As disturbing as it is to think of it, humanity is a race of inbreds. At least that’s what the “Christians” teach us.
Federal Ban on Vasectomies
Yes, we need a Constitutional Ban on vasectomies as well as handjobs, blowjobs and male masturbation. We MUST protect the children !!!
No I’m not insane. Not entriely anyway. Read on if you want to see where I’m going with this.
The Gay Agenda
The Gay Agenda
Yes, there is one and it’s so insidious it could destroy the fabric of society